Smith: Hey Dad, can I have a drink of juice out of the cup that has that white thingy in it?
Me: What white thingy?
Smith: The white thing that stops you from drinking those things that look like nose hairs?
Me: What???
Smith: You know, when you drink orange juice, there are all those nose hairs in it? This cup stops you from drinking the nose hair things.
Me: Are you talking about pulp?
Smith: Yeah, I don't like the pulp, so I like to use the cup that blocks the pulp.
No wonder he doesn't like pulp. . . .
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I'm Smith.
my favorite things (in no particular order)
- waking up at the first crack of sunshine
- his blank
- chase
- poppie, geeps, oma and apa
- pepperoni pizza, orange juice, salad with kid dressing and asparagus
- baseball and the Ankees
- mom's down hair (as opposed to hair in a pony tail)
- super heros (especially batman, spiderman, flash and green lantern)
- dr. seuss books
- taking tubs
3 comments:
Hilarious, as ever.
A kid after my own heart, although I've never thought of pulp as nose hair....though I will from now on...
Thank you for posting the amazing things Smitty says....I get the biggest laugh from them. He is a pretty classic kid!
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