Smith: Hey Dad, can I have a drink of juice out of the cup that has that white thingy in it?
Me: What white thingy?
Smith: The white thing that stops you from drinking those things that look like nose hairs?
Smith: You know, when you drink orange juice, there are all those nose hairs in it? This cup stops you from drinking the nose hair things.
Me: Are you talking about pulp?
Smith: Yeah, I don't like the pulp, so I like to use the cup that blocks the pulp.
No wonder he doesn't like pulp. . . .