Adam and the kids made a huge fort in the family room over the weekend.
Dad: "Who wants to be the president?"
Laine and Smith: "I DO! I DO! I DO!"
Dad: "Well, maybe we should have a meeting to decide."
Laine, with squeals of delight: "Oh!! I want to be the meeting!"
Smith, with disgust: "You can't be the meeting, Laine. It's a group of people!"