Yesterday-
Smith: "Mom. My friend John is half Korean, right?"
Mom: "Yep."
Smith: "Well, I'm Spanish."
Mom: "Since when? I thought you were Caucasian....like, white?"
Smith: "Nope. I am not white. I am so Spanish."
Then today,
Smith: "Hey John. Are you Korean?"
John: "Yeah. It's the best. When food drops on the floor I can blow on it and eat it."
Smith: "Huh? Hey Mitchell, you're Spanish right?"
John: "No he's not! He's white! Duh!"
Smith: "Whatever. We're both Spanish."
Friday, April 24, 2009
Celebrity Look-alike?
Smith: "Hey Mom, when my friends come over tomorrow, we're going to play Kung Fu Panda. I'm going to be the Master (surprise, surprise), John can be Monkey, Mitchell can be the mean Tiger, and Dillon can be Crane. Oh yeah and Lainey can be Tigress. Who do you want to be?"
Mom: "I want to be the Old Turtle guy that knows everything."
Smith: "Um, Mom. How 'bout you can be Po. 'Cause he has a really big belly. Hey can you
bounce stuff off your belly too?"
Friday, April 17, 2009
Pink is for Boys Too, Right?
Easter Egg Hunt
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