Setting: It is 6:45 p.m. in Superior, Colorado, Dad has just gotten home from work, and the entire family is rushing out the house for a 7:00 appointment.
Whitley: Smith, do you need to go potty before we leave?
Smith: No. I already went poop.
Whitley: What? When?
Smith: This day . . . in the morning time.
Whitley: Who wiped you?
Smith: I did.
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Yay for Smittyisms coming back! I love busting up out loud when I read about the conversations going on at your house. Thanks for taking the time to do this.
MRL
Oh, how familiar are we with this horrifying moment. I go to the bathroom, and find poop in the potty with NO t.p. Nooooooooo!
That is bad! E yells and yells "Come wipe me!" and today I had to wipe his new friends tush, I just met him today! But all better than the do it yourselfer.
I just laughed for five minutes.
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