So literal

Adam and the kids made a huge fort in the family room over the weekend.

Dad: "Who wants to be the president?"

Laine and Smith: "I DO! I DO! I DO!"

Dad: "Well, maybe we should have a meeting to decide."

Laine, with squeals of delight: "Oh!! I want to be the meeting!"

Smith, with disgust: "You can't be the meeting, Laine. It's a group of people!"