Potty Talk

Whitley is eight months and 23 days pregnant. Approximately 184 times per day, her body is contorted in unnatural ways. To cope, she often is forced to hunch over or curl up, grab her knees and moan for extended periods of time. This morning, she was thus suffering in the bathroom. Smith was outside the bathroom door and could hear his mom in agony. Smith consolingly said to his mom, "It will be okay mom. Just push really hard with your stomach. Pretty soon, it won't hurt to go poo."

Never let it be said that I failed to teach my child anything of use.